Captain Updatie-pants
First I would just like to say I blame you Kallie Markle for starting me on the whole "Captain ____Pants" (which I believe she got from Bonnie) that has so completely wedged itself in my lexicon of language that I'm sure one day I'll use it in a very important meeting when I shouldn't and be barred from filmmaking altogether. So don't worry, it wont be drugs, sex, or ego that will run me out of the biz, but rather "Captain ____________Pants". Y'all can't wait until my E! True Hollywood Story now huh.
Speaking of Kallie she's been harrassing me for not updating this thing. Rightly so, but you all knew that I was going to be crap at this so you can't blame me for actually being crap at this. Anyway Kal has taken it upon herself to blog for me and it is so awesome and accurate that who am I to argue. So here it goes:
"Dear Blog,
Today Tannan and i snuggled for 97 minutes before breakfast. Then after breakfast he did Tannan-y things with a hammer and some crepe paper while i ran around the neighborhood shaving mohawks into dogs (and cats!) Afterward, we cuddled. Then i spent a bajillion hours on the knot.com until i finally decided carnations and baby's breath would be the best choice for Lidor's bouquet. Kallie's will be hand-painted orchids and other fantastic-looking and ridiculously expensive flowers. Aimee's bouquet will be a mix of hairbrushes and poppies, Merissa can have under-priveliged bonsai for a bouquet and Tali will carry boobies. When i was done on the knot, Tannan and i made out for a while whilst downloading "Penny Marshall: The E True Hollywood Story". Then i ate grass and drank non-fat lemon water and we went to the theatre to watch the Poway Christian Kindegarten Company's performance of "RENT: Unrated and Uncut!" Let me just say, if the one playing Mimi hadn't kept picking his nose, i might've walked out. Anyway, i gotta go snuggle with Tannan before i TiVo Big Brother and hit the yoga ball. Love, Whitney"
Ain't it the truth.
Speaking of Kallie she's been harrassing me for not updating this thing. Rightly so, but you all knew that I was going to be crap at this so you can't blame me for actually being crap at this. Anyway Kal has taken it upon herself to blog for me and it is so awesome and accurate that who am I to argue. So here it goes:
"Dear Blog,
Today Tannan and i snuggled for 97 minutes before breakfast. Then after breakfast he did Tannan-y things with a hammer and some crepe paper while i ran around the neighborhood shaving mohawks into dogs (and cats!) Afterward, we cuddled. Then i spent a bajillion hours on the knot.com until i finally decided carnations and baby's breath would be the best choice for Lidor's bouquet. Kallie's will be hand-painted orchids and other fantastic-looking and ridiculously expensive flowers. Aimee's bouquet will be a mix of hairbrushes and poppies, Merissa can have under-priveliged bonsai for a bouquet and Tali will carry boobies. When i was done on the knot, Tannan and i made out for a while whilst downloading "Penny Marshall: The E True Hollywood Story". Then i ate grass and drank non-fat lemon water and we went to the theatre to watch the Poway Christian Kindegarten Company's performance of "RENT: Unrated and Uncut!" Let me just say, if the one playing Mimi hadn't kept picking his nose, i might've walked out. Anyway, i gotta go snuggle with Tannan before i TiVo Big Brother and hit the yoga ball. Love, Whitney"
Ain't it the truth.
posted by Whitney at 9:50 AM
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